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Post by Dash Starlight on Apr 16, 2016 14:09:49 GMT
I think any half-decent forum needs a thread like this. Let's all post as many corny jokes as we can possibly find.
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Post by Dash Starlight on Apr 16, 2016 14:12:33 GMT
I'll start!
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours.
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Post by Zhan D'Kana on Apr 16, 2016 23:27:39 GMT
- Eat Strawberries with Cream! and Cream made friends.
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Post by Zhan D'Kana on Apr 16, 2016 23:30:44 GMT
Don't play with Fire!
And fire ran out of friends
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Zachry D'Kana
Padawan
Padawan of Jaina D'Kana. Master to Ausar, Proteus, Zhan, Rhendo, Steel and Magnus D'Kana.
Posts: 87
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Post by Zachry D'Kana on Apr 16, 2016 23:49:50 GMT
Ice showed me how my name would look written in his native tongue, but it was all greek to me...
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Iceblade
Jedi
Padawan of Dash Starlight
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Post by Iceblade on Apr 17, 2016 14:04:40 GMT
What's the longest word in the vocabuary? Smile! Cause it has a mile in it! #no #shame
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Post by Rhendo D'Kana on Apr 21, 2016 14:25:30 GMT
What did the cannibal say after eating a clown? This tastes funny.
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Post by Dash Starlight on Apr 22, 2016 23:21:24 GMT
What do you call the sound a dog makes when it’s choking on a piece of its owner’s jewelry? A diamond in the ruff.
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Post by Rhendo D'Kana on May 2, 2016 17:54:43 GMT
Can february march? . . No, but april may.
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Post by Dash Starlight on May 9, 2016 13:20:09 GMT
What would a bear be without bees? Ears.
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Post by Zhan D'Kana on May 9, 2016 21:49:35 GMT
Dash... omg q_q
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Post by Dash Starlight on May 25, 2016 11:57:47 GMT
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
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Post by Dash Starlight on Jun 21, 2016 12:46:46 GMT
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9...
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Keldaron
Padawan
Hey! Look my avatar. It's me when I was a baby
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Post by Keldaron on Jun 25, 2016 15:42:11 GMT
What's the name of the famous elven singer? Elvish Presley
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Zachry D'Kana
Padawan
Padawan of Jaina D'Kana. Master to Ausar, Proteus, Zhan, Rhendo, Steel and Magnus D'Kana.
Posts: 87
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Post by Zachry D'Kana on Jul 11, 2016 11:43:08 GMT
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9... Because 7 is a registered six offender.
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